Us fighting men have had enough
Of patrol and combat in the buff.
Making us go nude en masse
Just to save Prince’s Hairy, sorry, Prince Harry’s ass.
Facing the Taliban au naturel
Didn’t serve us very well;
The local folk are not impressed
We think it’s time we all got dressed.
Sand in every nook and crack
We really need our civvies back!
Tally-Ho! We’ve been courageous,
Please, no more parties in Las Vegas.
(if this doesn’t make sense please refer to my poem ‘Tally Ho‘!)