Monthly Archives: October 2012

CHOICES

Imagine a future mapped by throw of dice. Impending crossroads: which way should she choose? No lesser evil, neither option nice. So much to gain, but scared of what’s to lose. Just hesitate and through the cracks she’ll fall, For … Continue reading

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RECESSIONARY RANT

Savings all gone down the drain Credit card refused again Bailiffs knocking at the door Demand my home and then some more Pension stolen by the bankers Theiving, grabbing lot of wankers.   No money, house or job: no life … Continue reading

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2 HAIKU

EMPTY BED Morning lids flutter Sensing empty space Abandoned by you  * * * ANAESTHETISED Anaesthesia Dulls pain but not sensation Frozen, but conscious  * * * Being a fresher to the blogosphere, this is my first attempt at taking … Continue reading

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SOLDIERS’ RESPONSE TO M.O.D. CUTS IN AFGHANISTAN

Us fighting men have had enough Of patrol and combat in the buff. Making us go nude en masse Just to save Prince’s Hairy, sorry, Prince Harry’s ass. Facing the Taliban au naturel Didn’t serve us very well; The local … Continue reading

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MR BAUMGARTNER’S SECRET REVEALED

Free-Fall Felix is such a dude, But he has a secret, so it seems, It’s that he eats no other food Except for spicy beans.   How do you think he pulls those feats? With gravitational force? It’s all to … Continue reading

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LOW TIDE

Hollow waves break crowned in silver surf, Relentless tumble onto glistening shores. The damp expanse of mirrored sand Reflects the bold blue autumn sky, As the tide ebbs gently out Leaving glassy pools behind, Tempting chilly hands and shrimping nets … Continue reading

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TALLY-HO!

What a blow to English prudity, Another case of royal nudity. Prince Harry makes the headline story: Snapped in all his Ginger Glory. “Naked billiards, my favourite game, Stripper Spike is my name. I’m under orders to go starkers, And … Continue reading

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LABOUR PARTY CONFERENCE 2012

Dear Mr Miliband, The thing we cannot stand Is the nasal way you’ve got Of talking like you’re full of snot. So at this party conference Before imparting your deliverance Take a cotton handkerchief, Red spotted is advised, first sniff, … Continue reading

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