Bowled for nought, out 4 a duck.
Shouldn’t have opened his big Bokkie mouth,
And sent those texts 2 the yokes down South.
“Captain Strauss & the ECB
Have really got it in 4 me.
Just because I called him a ‘doos’
I’m stumped & know that I will lose
My place on the England Cricket Team.
Don’t give a toss: of what I dream
Is playing 4 the IPL,
While Flowers & Co. can go 2 hell”.