Monthly Archives: July 2012
Capital of Cool, Londoners Rule. Isle of Wonder, Percussion like thunder. Hold on to your hats, sit tight, Its going to be one hell of a night. Rolling green hills, Dark satanic mills. Metamorphosing stage, Dance of a digital … Continue reading
Soggy, foggy, boggy and wet, Met tells us it’s the wettest yet. Mist and drizzle, wind and rain. Summer’s ruined: what a pain. 200 millimetres of rain did fall, We haven’t been down to the beach at all. Beaks and … Continue reading
Injured knees, Pyrénées. Pick up speed, Take the lead. Helmets on, Peloton. Paris, Rouen, Besançon. British Brad, You’re the lad. Zoom, zoom, Come on, Froome! Their ambition: First postition. Annihilate Your team mate. All through France Riders chance. Muscles aching, … Continue reading
Inventors invented a super-collider, Cognition of matter and mass would be wider. Faster than light through a magnetised field, Particles of God were gloriously revealed. Hadron, Higgs Boson, a stack-load of jargon, Costing ten billion – it’s this century’s bargain!
Tom Cruise-ing for a bruising, Looks like he will be losing Little Suri & Katie his wife To the loonies that rule his life: A case of unfortunate choosing.
Bugger the Greeks – cast them adrift; I’m bored with all this austerity & thrift. Bring me jewels, gowns and champagne; Buy me an Aegean Island chain.
3 cheers, 3 cheers for the man of the day. Moz you’re a superstar hip hip hurray! Battling the waves in a pair of skimpies, Swimming the channel isn’t for wimpies. Thank goodness the weather turned out fine. And while … Continue reading